1) I’m a dog and am not trained for this shit.
2) Mom is sitting on the couch, chainsmoking, and drinking the ONE cocktail that the doctor told her to drink.
3) It might be Puccini’s La Boeme on the stereo, but its too loud so I can’t tell.
4) A blogger who supports Ron Paul is getting more hits a day than my momma. WTF?
Better than rupaul. Google it.
I’ll leave it up to Malcom to set you straight about Ron Paul. He has all kinds of funny stories about it.