1) Once again, I’m a dog and am not trained for this shit.
2) I had better at least get a walk around the block today or I’m going postal on Mom’s favorite shoes.
3) Mom’s drinking orange juice. I’m pretty sure there’s not any vodka in it.
4) It’s only 10 till 7 and Mom’s on the phone. Doesn’t she know that people hate it when she does that?
5) Screw this getting-up-early crap. I’m going back to bed.