Daily Prompt: Who is the last person you saw before reading this prompt? What is that person thinking right now?
Well, obviously, the last person I saw before she made me listen to her read this prompt aloud was, ahhh, Mommy!
Because I am the best puppy mind-reader on the planet, I can tell you the top five things running through her head right now:
1) ‘Gah, Goddess of Mindfulness says I have to shower EVERY day. How the hell am I going to manage that?’
2) ‘Ok then, unfollow you — never responding to comments is so RUDE! And, you’re boring. And you write three sentence posts fifteen times a day. Goodbye!’
3) ‘I’m so glad I didn’t stop and get a salted caramel shake after dinner at Mom’s — I AM going to do this healthy eating thing, even if it kills me. I’m so tired of being that fat girl!”
4) ‘I wonder if I should text my sister and tell her I’m coming next Thursday to spend the day with Oscar. It might be better as a surprise, especially since she gets so nervous over other people taking care of him. I wish I was trusted and had the know-how and could just go spend the day with him by myself.’
5) ‘I need to get done with all of the computer stuff soon so I can go read my new book. Starting at the first of the “Jack Reacher” series, with so many to go. I hope the action starts picking up soon.’
6) ‘Poor Kizzie. I’m not home enough and I don’t hand out treats often enough. I should let her lick my plate when I am done. She’s such a great and talented puppy, she deserves it!’
Okay, folks, that’s what Momma’s thinking right now. The top five, anyway. Her brain sure is a mess sometimes, wading through all sorts of thoughts. And number six, well, that may be my own doing. Think she’ll go for it?